I think it's safe to call it right now: "It accidentally fell into my pants!" Also acceptable: "It's in my pants!" Or simply: "Pants!"
There can be no doubt: Pants are funny.
See also: Ith, E-claire, and (obviously) David Letterman.
Update: Our main man Joe writes:
First we have a President who gets in trouble because he can’t keep his stuff in his pants. Now we find his security advisor gets in trouble because he can’t keep from putting stuff into his pants.Posted by Ben at July 20, 2004 11:47 AM | TrackBackOnly in the Clinton Administration…