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... at least on Fox come May after the conclusion of it's eighth "day," otherwise known as a season. From The Hollywood Reporter:
Tick, tick, tick … and done.
After eight seasons, Fox’s “24” is coming to an end.
The groundbreaking action drama will air its final real-time episode in May, the victim of a confluence of circumstances: a swelling budget, declining ratings and creative fatigue.
BOOOOO!!!!! Apparently, due to the fact that salaries spiral upward dramatically the longer a show is on television (especially after the fifth season), Fox was paying an incredible $5 million an episode for this year's installments. Let's see ... 5 million times 24 episode equals .... A LOT!
But Jack Bauer himself, as he's proven countless times on "24" is hard to kill:
Yet for fans of Jack Bauer, there remains hope. Studio 20th TV is developing a theatrical film that takes Bauer to Europe, and showrunner and executive producer Howard Gordon says other possibilities are being explored as well.
“There are other possible iterations of Jack Bauer and his world,” Gordon said.
The producers of "24" have long begged off shifting Jack Bauer to the big screen because it would screw up the narrative of the show. Makes sense. It would be hard to slip an entire new adventure into the timeline of each "off season" of "24" and not (1) take away from the show and (2) easily integrate the spent movie plot into the show's historical timeline. But I welcome the idea of seeing Jack Bauer in the movies. We could use an American James Bond.
And, no, Jason Bourne does not count. Jack Bauer would kick Bourne's whiny, metrosexual, conflicted-about-what's-right-and-wrong behind. After easily subduing Bourne with a chop to the throat — then sitting Bourn down in a chair to make it easier to get a clean shot when shooting him in the knee — Jack would lecture him on what real sacrifice for one's nation is about.
"Oh. Your girlfriend got killed? Boo hoo, you traitor! My wife was killed!!! I saw her die in my place of work!!! But I kept coming back, DAMMIT!!!! To protect my country. To do my duty. To do what was right." (Those last lines are not adorned with accumulating exclamation points because Sutherland would deliver them in his trademark Whisper of Intensity.)
So this May will mark the end of Jack Bauer's exploits on TV — and one of the most innovative dramas in the history of television, not the least from a production/presentation stand point. Remember that "24" insisted (once it was a legitimate hit) that all its episodes be run for 24 consecutive weeks so as not to lose its "one-day-in-real-time" grip presented one hour at a time. And Fox acquiesced. That was unheard of in modern television, but served the show well. The "24" producers even cancelled the entire season last year over the Hollywood writers' strike, because it was not willing to produce half a season, then come back and finish up later. I think what resulted — essentially a one-year hiatus — contributed greatly to the show's sagging, but still solid, ratings.
The Hollywood Reporter notes that "24" pioneered a network television innovation — "a returning hit that airs in midseason without repeats." "24," as much as the advent of summer-scheduled reality shows like "Survivor," blew up the tradition that the "television season" starts in the fall, takes a repeat-heavy break, and starts up again in the spring. Indeed, "24" executive producer Howard Gordon knows that his show has established itself in television history:
“I’d like it to be remembered as a revolutionary concept,” Gordon said. “I hope the second thing is that we loved this show so much and never did anything less than our best and I hope we delivered to our fans like we feel we did to ourselves.”
You did, Howard, by giving America a real American hero — who time and again put country before self and family. Bravo! And may Jack Bauer make a splash in movie history as well. I smell franchise!
Comments
"Real American hero"
Uh... you realize Jack Bauer isn't real, right?
A real American parable, if you want to see it that way. (I don't, for what I think are obvious reasons.) But not a real American hero.
(Oh, lordy, am I annoying!)
Re: Real
Oh, go easy on Zaius, Joel. Even Justice Scalia thinks Jack Bauer is a real person...
RE: Real American Hero
Yes. Next you'll tell me the G.I. Joe of my youth is also not a "real American hero."
Killjoy.
Knowing is Half the Battle
G.I. Joe is not a "real American hero". G.I Joe is the commander of The Adventure Team! That other Joe is a crappy plastic-is-getting-too-expensive knock-off for TV-addled children. Also newly-revived as a vehicle for Sienna Miller fan service.
Bulletman
Wow, that takes me back. I had one of the old-school G.I. Joe's back when I was a kid. In fact, it was the first toy I saved up for and bought with my own money. It was "G. I. Joe with Kung-Fu grip" and the fingers broke off within weeks of purchase. I also had Bulletman, but completely forgot until you posted that link. Thanks for the childhood flashback, Chris!
eBay Box
I have my G.I. Joe with kung fu grip -- fingers still attached -- along with the remains of Bulletman and dismembered Super Joe and Luminos and my AT helicopter, Egyptian mummy play set, and so forth, right at this moment in a box in my living room. I'm planning on selling them on eBay but I need to clean them up, research what parts I have, how much they sell for...in short, I need to put more work into it than it's worth. But I don't really feel up to keeping them any more. It's not like I can give them to my son. Why play with a (now-fragile) doll when you can be G.I. Joe, with all your friends, online on Modern Warfare 2?
Real American Hero Toy
I gots Hot Wheel tracks in the garage, along with both the rubberband and battery-driven slingshot devices, if anyone wants to come over and play. Just bring your own Beatnik Bandit.
"There's a reason we don't quote Hitler when we discuss highway spending. It just puts too much noise into your signal." Joel, 2010
Hot Wheels vs. Matchbox
I was always a Matchbox kid. Hot Wheels sucked.
Remember how there were always two antagonists in your world when you were a kid, and you always picked one or the other, never both?
Hot Wheels vs. Matchbox
Marvel vs. DC
Coke vs. Pepsi
Star Wars vs. Star Trek
Rap vs. Heavy Metal
Thing vs. Hulk
Intellivision vs. Atari
Now it's just conservative vs. liberal, Republican vs. Democrat, red vs. blue. How petty and stupid.
Re: Hot Wheels vs. Matchbox
My family was relatively poor while I was growing up, so I had to sit on the sidelines of most of these arguments. Hot Wheels vs. Matchbox? I just wanted a toy car, damnit? Intellivision vs. Atari? I had to go over to a friend's house to play the occasional video game; my family was too proud to accept his offer of a discarded "Pong" machine. Marvel vs. DC? I'm quite serious when I tell you my parents would consent to buy me comic books once a year. Star Wars vs. Star Trek? It wasn't a conflict for me, except that I really wanted -- and my family wouldn't buy -- a Millennium Falcon. I took the Pepsi side of the cola wars, but other than that was pretty much left out.
For me, the only real divide was the rich kids versus the poor kids. Which, come to think of it, hasn't really changed all THAT much.
Atari
We weren't wealthy but I was rich enough to have opinions on everything. Comic books were only a quarter -- I remember when they went up to 35 cents -- and I had to save up for them. Ghost Rider and Godzilla, baby! (I see the prices had gone up by then.)
I never had an Intellivision but the neighbors did. We had the Sears version of Atari. When Colecovision came out I wanted one desperately -- Donkey Kong just like the arcade machine*! But my dad said we already had a TV game. He didn't understand. The entire reason I ended up going to college where I did to study what I did was because my dad sprang for a Commodore 64 when I was in junior high and would yell at me, "All you do is play games on that thing! Why did I spend so much money to get you an Atari when we already had one?" I couldn't explain that the games were better. He didn't understand. So to prove that the C-64 was worthwhile I started programming it. That led to my wanting to be a computer programmer when I grew up.
Big mistake. I met my future wife on the first day of classes.
* Not really.
Kid Toys
I was in the same boat as Joel. Most of the toys we got were hand me downs, and we never got violent toys like GI Joes or Masters of the Universe (that's liberal parents for you). I have a distinct memory of being paid a penny a nail to pull nails out of shingles by my dad. After 200 nails I had enough to buy a Matchbox car (it was a Testarossa) down at the drug store. My brothern being 5 years older, doubled my output and got a Rolls and a Jaguar. It always seemed to me that Matchbox were more refined, while Hot Wheels were more red neck.
Did Legos have an antagonist? We had a ton of those, but again all hand me downs (with a few shoplifted sets thrown in).
Hand-me-downs
I had plenty of G.I Joe hand-me-downs, too. Lucky for me my neighbor was a boy three or four years older than me with a paper route.
I don't think Legos had an antagonist. They do now -- Mega Bloks -- but back then, no. I handed down some of my sets -- the pieces that survived this long -- to my kids. I even have the remains of the 565 Moon Landing set, with a few Maxifig parts. I would've said Lego blocks are just about indestructible, but my kids destructed some of them. Fewer hand-me-downs for the grandkids!