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My vote
I was unduly influenced by Beavis's alter-ego Cornholio. And by Scrubs character The Janitor's alter-ego Klaus the German.
Perhaps I should have voted as our alter-ego AnonyMonkey.
Uranus
One of my best friends from college got a job teaching HS Physics and had to decide how to pronounce Uranus. Obviously "your ANus" was out. He also eschewed "URine iss" and finally settled on "oo RON oos."
RE: Uranus
HA! While not dirty, "oo RON oos" sounds the funniest.