Introducing the Burkha Barbie

It was inevitable, wasn't it?

From The Daily Mail of London:

Makers Mattel are backing the exhibition which is the work of Italian designer Eliana Lorena.

The auction is part of Barbie celebrations for her 50th anniversary this year. The UK's biggest Barbie fan Angela Ellis, 35, has a collection of more than 250 dolls.

So far, it appears this new version of the iconic American doll is for "collectors" only. But, c'mon! What girl wouldn't be excited by the prospect of spending hours with friends on a rainy day playing with these fetching numbers. Oh, the fun you can have!

Burkha Barbie has been a bad girl. She's been seen with Ken Khaled at the goat market without a family escort. So let's bury her up to her waist in the sandbox and call in the neighborhood kids for a stoning.

What's that? Burkha Barbie wants to go to school? Grab the acid out of Rahman's terrorist training chemistry set and throw it in her face.

Burkha Barbie has moved with her family to Arizona and wants to date an American boy? Blasphemy! Let's put Ken Khaled in the Malibu and run her down for shaming the clan.

(HT: K-Lo at The Corner)

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Just in time for the infidel holiday...

Additional Barbies will be added to the storied doll line thanks to the inspiration provided by the Burkha clad entry:

Chattel Barbie - popular throughout Third World hell holes where women and girls are useful only for breeding, manual labor and arranged marriages.

Human Trafficking Barbie - an upgrade to the Chattel Barbie with accessories popular in the international market (passport not included)

Suicide Bomber Barbie - (Sold only with Khaled) Formerly known as Raped & Shamed Barbie, Suicide Barbie makes a bold political statement about recycling and equal opportunity.

Sweatshop Barbie - Chattel Barbie meets Human Trafficking Barbie and gets to make clothes for the entire line. Straw mat and rice bowl included.

More to come as the set is expected to total six dozen collectively titled "The 72 Barbie Virgins".

Alright, the sarcasm has finally left me but now where can I go to find the fuck-wit that came up with this idea so that I can jam that doll up her ass?

Good stuff, mono

Classic. Keep that sarcasm coming.

I have other jokes in the basket, but I leave the stage open to others ... for now.

Collectors

The biggest Barbie collection in the UK is only 250 dolls? Slacker. She's got nothing on the geeks.

In terms of 3 3/4" figures, I'd say that there are a little under 2,000 open figures, and 800 or so that are still in the packaging.

That's right, this guy has got over ten times that amount only counting one size of doll.

Oh and here's some vintage They Might Be Giants:

TMBG

I think we've gone over this ground before, Khabalox. But I, again, have to reassess you ... in the positive.

Does being a HUGE TMBG fan give me some geek cred back?

Geek Cred

Does being a HUGE TMBG fan give me some geek cred back?

Well, sure. But you've dug yourself such a big hole on other fronts, I'm not sure it will do much good. :P "When I look in your eyes, I see St. Peter wave."

Burka

I fail to see what's bad about a Barbie in a burka. Women wear burkas. Barbie represents women in general (at least in narrow kind of toy terms, sort of). So why shouldn't Barbie wear a burka?

It seems some of your innuendo runs to the idea that women wearing the burka is necessarily the result of some kind of abuse. That's unfair. Maybe it's abusive to fill the stores with pants that don't come up all the way in the back so everyone in the mall can see your ass crack. Which of course you now have to wax because if you're seen with body hair, you'll be psychologically abused by your peers. Maybe not having to worry about people staring at your tits and ass all the time, and treating you as inferior because of your looks -- too pretty! Not pretty enough! -- would actually be embraced as liberating by some women!

Just think: If American women wore burkas, that Sarah Palin Newsweek cover would've been much different.

It's a funny thing, religiously informed dress. My daughter goes to a school where the administration is largely Turkish and Muslim. She takes Turkish as a language and last year we went on a school trip to a Turkish cultural center. The Turkish teacher leading the trip wears a hijab, which is to say the traditional headscarf. We adults had some time to talk and she told us how, back in Turkey, as a teacher, she would be forbidden by law from wearing the hijab. Turkey has such an inferiority complex, and is so desperate to appear as a modern, secular country which just happens to be mostly Muslim -- which it is -- the government has made it illegal for government workers to wear traditional Muslim clothing. Turkey wants to appear so liberal, open, and free that they've curtailed their citizens' liberties. The teacher also told us how her mother and aunts had fought for so long to be free of the hijab that they don't understand why she'd want to wear it. But she does.

And it occurred to me that that's one of the good things about America. You want to wear the hijab, you wear it. You don't, you don't. But the burka might be too far for America, even if some women would like to wear it.

Restricting Liberty

Turkey wants to appear so liberal, open, and free that they've curtailed their citizens' liberties.

Didn't they do that in "la creche de la liberté" too?

Re: Burka

There is justification for nearly all types of clothing and adornment, religious or otherwise. But the burka is pretty much nothing if not fully dehumanizing. The problem is that it is inseparably tied to a history of someone other than the wearer deciding that it must be worn. Just because someone gets used to wearing it doesn't make it any less of a symbol of and a continuing act of oppression.

RE: Burka in America

It seems some of your innuendo runs to the idea that women wearing the burka is necessarily the result of some kind of abuse. That's unfair.

It's not really "innuendo." Nor is it unfair. As Monkey Brad notes:

... the burka is pretty much nothing if not fully dehumanizing. The problem is that it is inseparably tied to a history of someone other than the wearer deciding that it must be worn.

Must the embrace of multiculturalism include ignoring this fact? Or the fact that in societies that embrace the burkha, girls can be married off to cousins at the age of 12 (or even 9, because Muhammad took a wife that age)? Or that women in societies that embrace the burkha — and even those that merely tolerate it, like Canada and the UK — it fosters an insular sub-section of a "Western" society where women are subject to honor killings? The burkha itself is the antithesis of what a liberal society represents, and few truly free women would choose to wear it. That's the point.

"Normalizing" this symbol of oppression is not, in my mind, a good thing. Few would have a beef with a hijab. But, frankly, I would prefer it if Hillary Clinton (of all people!) would decline to wear it when traveling overseas to respect her own liberal culture. It's not like we request that women visiting from Muslim countries conform to our social norms, by wearing a pantsuit (let alone "tramp stamp" pants).

Not to go too far off topic, make an inapt analogy, or pick a drawn-out fight ... but I'm amazed that a liberal American would present such a defense. American liberals complained that the Confederate Flag flying on the grounds of the state house of South Carolina was itself an oppressive act — 150 years after the fall of the Confederacy. But wearing a symbol of oppression is a grand expression of multiculturalism? All liberals — classical and modern-day — should be stamping out the burkha as reflexively as they did a Confederate flag.

But the burka might be too far for America, even if some women would like to wear it.

I'm glad you draw the line somewhere ... sorta.

Try some...

female circumcision on for size, crywalt. That ought to give you that warm fuzzy multi-culti glow. I bet there are plenty of reasons why a woman or girl would want to wear a burka. Not having the hell beat out of you or subjected to an honor killing are two that leap to mind.

Sorry if I'm not accommodating to your liberal fashion sense when it comes to women but I wonder if you've forgotten that during the reign of the Taliban, it was illegal for men to shave. Oppression is oppression and designer doll costumes do nothing to change that but sometimes they can be amusing trinkets at some pathetic auction.

The Joke's on Some Barbie Collectors

... Under a Few Select burkahs, they are issuing Ken dolls with explosive vests.

PS How come no one ever produces my favorite all-time idea, the Klaus Barbie doll?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klaus_Barbie

Well.

Maybe now, they will ;o/

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"Don't confuse political savvy with competence or principles." -- RobbL, 2009

Someone Else

I don't know if you've noticed, but someone else always has a say in what you wear. I'm not allowed to walk the streets in my town naked, for example. Further, I can only wear what I can buy, and I can only buy what's sold in stores. Fashion is a cruel mistress.

I'm not arguing that oppression isn't bad, that stoning is acceptable, or that female circumcision is good. (I'm not even okay with male circumcision.) However the burka, while at this moment, in America, is associated with those things, it is not, in fact, those things. It is the way some women dress. I can guarantee there are women in the world who would choose to dress that way entirely on their own. In fact, I've seen them here in America (if not the burka, then at least the abaya).

And, Jim, when did I say anything about the Confederate flag?

Burkhas, etc.

While I'm not sure I agree with crywalt that Muslim women might be wearing burkhas to rebel against Western fashion trends, I also disagree (in part) with Jim et al who seem to be equating burkha wearing with: being a terrorist, female circumcision or pedophilia.

I guess I'm just a disagreeable guy.

Khabalox and crywalt

Nobody here has proposed a prohibition on burkas, burkhas, or a barrel if you want to wear one, crywalt. Whatever, just keep yours covered.

What is sickening is the crass trivialization of a manner of uniform apparel worn in some corners of the Muslim world where terrible abuse and oppression of women and girls does occur on a daily basis. To market, even in the effort to draw publicity to an auction, which for all I know may have an intended beneficial outcome for some worthy cause, is an outrageous insult to those that have absolutely no say in what they wear, much less who they marry, if they will be allowed to learn to read, etc.

Writing here about your refined sense of multicultural understanding doesn't impress if the end result is that one other person turns a blind eye to the harsh life that many women and girls must endure in the name of something that approaches a medieval tradition.

Now if I designed a burhka, it would have a slogan on it like, "I'm with stupid" and the arrow would be pointing 5 paces ahead.

RE Khabalox and crywalt

My brevity is probably leading to me being misunderstood.

I don't support the forced wearing of the burka/burkha (when spelling anglicized Arabic words, I throw in "h's" more or less at random - some of them probably get in the right places), or any other form of dress for that matter (school uniforms excepted), but I also don't have a problem with a woman choosing to wear one.

What I was disagreeing with was a tone I was perceiving throughout much of this thread that lumped all of Islam in with the more negative aspects of it. I'm no fan of religion, but it seems like there is a lot of negative stereotyping of Islam going on here. (e.g. she wears a burhka, therefore she must shop at the goat market and get stoned [and not in the good way]; she's a muslim woman, therefore if she tries to go to school she gets assaulted with acid; all Muslim men who support burka wearing also support marrying 9 year olds; etc.) Note, I am not saying that this never happens. I am aware that this does happen, and a lot more frequently than it should. But I think it is counterproductive to generalize all of Islam in this way, which is what appears to be happening here. It seems. Perhaps. It is alleged.

hawwwwk

I like to throw those extra "h's" in the mix too just to get a good throat-clearing sound tacked onto an otherwise pretentiously mispronounced word. It adds an element of authenticity hard to achieve if you still plan to bathe or make use of plumbing. I also have to do that now because Obama stole my "Paw-KEY-stahn" gimmick. Those were the days.

I bet burkha clad chicks have to go easy on the "h" embellishment because you're really kind of screwed inside of a burka/burkha when hawking up an oyster. There you are with a mouth full of salty, gelatinous froth slurried around your two lower teeth. You've got your burka/burkha on - now what do you do? It just dawned on me how burka/burkha sounds like dirka dirka, which pretty much sums it up for me.

Far be it from me to dictate what some Muslim women wear when they live in the United States, if they're wearing what they prefer to wear. I do take issue when I hear stories of individuals that want their drivers license photo done with a veil across their face. I'm surprised they're allowed to drive but in that case, I don't care what they want. Smile for the camera so we can count your teeth.

Outside of the United States is even less of a concern for me but I cannot finish without saying that with something on the order of half the Muslim population in the world enjoying status conspicuously lower than the males of that population, I think an important civilizing quality of maternalism is lost. In my view the treatment of many Muslim women and girls creates a self defeating cycle. When more Muslim women can join modernity then more Muslims will leave behind a culture that clings to a medieval period that constitutes it's last recognized days of glory.

Or this can just be about a tasteless and tacky effort to promote costumes for a plastic doll line, an auction, or some idiot of a designer, but if you believe there might be a better fight here somewhere, I wouldn't blame you.

Oh yeah...

I put a couple "h's" in your "alleged".

Bhuhrhkah

One important thing sliding by here is that burkas are not synonymous with Islam. Burkas are cultural, not religious. They're based on interpretations of the Koran, but they're not Islam.

Mono says "something on the order of half the Muslim population in the world enjoying status conspicuously lower than the males" which is woefully incorrect. Not all Muslims treat women as inferior. Not all Muslims force women to wear burkas, or abayas, or hijabs. In some places, women wear them because they prefer them.

Perhaps they prefer them for the wrong reasons but I don't see how anyone could tell that, let alone a white guy from America who doesn't know squat about Islam or Persia or anywhere much.

I'm not sure, Khabalox, what gave you the idea that I thought women are wearing the burka to rebel against American fashion. I did make the comparison of what our culture demands of female dress versus what another culture demands of female dress. Both are oppressive in their own ways. I tend to feel burkas are more oppressive in some ways than American fashion, but then I'm American.

I am not, however, omniscient, as the other posters here are. Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of Muslim men? Dr. Zaius and Mono knows!

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