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Here are some reasons why.
Monkey logos by Katherine Roe
(who had no part in the color design)
Hosting graciously provided by Oliver Fross.
But then I realized Zaius didn't make this poll.
Well, I'm the first to admit that the poll is fundamentally flawed. It includes no options for Ron Paul or Billy Mays.
I'm surrounded by idiots comedians.
This morning, ESPN aired a commercial for the Jupiter Jack hosted by the one and only Mr. Mays. I hope that was a mistake, but still ... Yuck ...
No. Not a mistake.
I suppose if his family's OK with all this ...
Still, I don't have to like it.