... and not in L.A. is because crazy stuff like this blows up on the Internet with a storyline that unfolds near where I live, and not in my neighborhood, thank God. Though, upon thought, I can't conceive of a situation where I head out to the corner store for a paper and a cup of coffee and end up in the middle of a spat between Courtney Love's "people" and Kim Kardashian's "people." Glad I don't have to contemplate the potential "brushed by semi-celebrity" danger — apparently lurking at every corner in West Hollywood.

Read the post from dlisted, if you dare. WARNING: It's full of profanity — mostly from Courtney Love's Chistmas Eve MySpace blog post on the club-crawl "incident" between Brody Jenner and one of her employees — but it's good for a giggle. I especially liked this part:

If you're hanging out with that douche Brody Jenner, you deserve to get fisted in the face. And I loved that she called herself a "woman of power!" It's almost better than "businesswoman."

Hard to argue with that. Brody Jenner is a douche. And this post would not be complete without an appropriate Courtney Love pic. Enjoy.

You're welcome. I took it easy on you this time. No promises pic-wise on updates.